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Parking Jerk of the Day! (8/12/2014)
Keep those submissions coming, folks! In this Parking Jerk of the Day, the damn car looks like it’s laughing at us. We’re heading to Danville Mall for this one… That car deserves a punch right in that...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (8/13/2014)
Here we go again. Today, our (dis)honoree is coming to us from Lynchburg! Let’s see what we have here… Hmmmm. The driver of the blue car is putting air in his tires. The potential Parking Jerk has left...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (8/16/2014)
Danville could pay back all of that Tobacco Commission money within a year if the police would start writing fire lane violation tickets at the ABC store in Nor-Dan Shopping Center. Woo! It’s Saturday!...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (8/23/2014)
It’s Saturday. It’s Danville. It’s Walmart. Are we going to find a winner for today’s Parking Jerk of the Day award? Let’s take a look at today’s submission… Woah. We’ve done it again! It’s another...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! – Fighting Back! (9/1/2014)
On Independence Day, President Bill Pullman led us to fight and defeat the invading aliens. On Labor Day, our fight against Parking Jerks begins… Stand with the resistance! We will take back our...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (9/3/2014)
Well, they didn’t hit the light pole. Or get anywhere near it… Yeah. It’s a Parking Jerk. Keep those submissions coming!
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (9/7/2014)
The sun is shining. It’s a beautiful day. I smell a Parking Jerk submission… This one comes to us from the parking lot of the Food Lion on Danville’s Westover Drive. There’s no doubts on this one....
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Parking Jerk of the Night! (9/9/2014)
Danger lurks in the shadows of darkness. So do Parking Jerks. You can guess where this one’s from. We give extra Parking Jerk style points for completely covering the fire door in the photo. Keep those...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (9/10/2014)
They teach Driver’s Education at Danville’s George Washington High School. Apparently, they don’t teach Parking Education. LIVE! from GWHS… Let’s blame this one on those stupid “Purge” rumors.
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (9/17/2014)
You may also call this feature “Pictures of Poorly Parked Cars”. We’re heading to Danville’s Dollar Tree. We can always find an award winner there. This is a new version of the award. We have Chain...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (9/26/2014)
It’s late at night. It’s blurry. It’s Piggly Wiggly. Who cares? It’s still a Parking Jerk!
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (10/6/2014)
Let’s go over the state line to Rockingham County for today’s award winner. It’s early morning, but there’s plenty of time for a Parking Jerk to have done their job… Oh yeah. Definite WINNER! More...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (10/13/2014)
Planet Fitness is becoming Planet Parking Jerks. Well, let’s look at the photos… Even though I know how I’m going to rule on this one, let’s get a reverse angle view of this. Perhaps the Planet Fitness...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (10/21/2014)
This is the boldest Parking Jerk ever. Let’s go to Danville’s Patton St., right across from City Hall. It’s also right across the street from the police department. Obviously, they’re only half...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (11/2/2014)
We’re heading to South Boston for today’s Parking Jerk. Let’s see what our Roving Reporters have found today… All right, let’s analyze this one. Badly parked. Parked in a striped area. Points for a...
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(Parade) Parking Jerk of the Day! (11/9/2014)
Hey! We caught one red-handed! (No, Carol. It’s not you.) So you’re running late for the parade and you don’t want to walk very far. Well, you should have left earlier and gotten a good parking place,...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (11/26/2014)
Hey, it’s a slow news week. But that’s never stopped a Parking Jerk! This one is pretty blatant. Even the shadow is out of the lines.
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (11/29/2014)
We’re sneaking our Saturday Parking Jerk of the Day feature in under the wire. You can either look at the beautiful sunset or look at the horrible Parking Jerk… …or you can do both! Our submitter has...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (12/6/2014)
That headline is misleading. We’ve got Parking JerkS… and they’re in the same place. Saturday is Parking Jerk day, and one of our contributors has sent in a good one. Let’s go to Danville’s...
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Parking Jerk of the Day! (12/27/2014)
What’s better than getting the first parking space closest to the store? Getting the TWO parking places closest to the store. Jerk. Keep those submissions coming!
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